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New Proposed Immigration Laws
Mar 31, 2008 | 11:23 AM
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THE FOLLOWING IMMIGRATION LAWS ARE PROPOSED...


1.  There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools.

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2.  All ballots will be in this nation's language.

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3. All government business will be conducted in our language.

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4. Non-residents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.

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5. Non-citizens will NEVER be able to hold political office.

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6.  Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers.   No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs. Any burden will be deported.

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7.  Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount at least equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.

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8. If foreigners come here and buy land ... options will be restricted. Certain parcels including waterfront property are reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.

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9. Foreigners may have no protests; no demonstrations, no waving of a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies.   These will lead to deportation.

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10.  If you do come to this country illegally, you will be actively hunted &, when caught, sent to jail until your deportation can be arranged.  All assets will be taken from you.

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Harsh, you say?.......

 


The above laws are current immigration laws of MEXICO!
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Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Mar 31, 2008 | 12:06 PM

Wow, I thought you made this up. Real rules. We need those rules here. Thanks for sharing AD.
ZiggyFla read my blog view my photos
Mar 31, 2008 | 3:15 PM

Can somebody forward this to a computer in DC somewhere? Give me an address and I'll forward it if anyone's afraid they might see where it came from. We should print this on poster board and stand in the streets in front of the Capital and White House then? Yes thanks for sharing that AD. If it could only happen here. Not likely.
ADeltonian read my blog view my photos
Mar 31, 2008 | 4:17 PM

I sent this in an email to all my friends still working at the Pentagon. They are getting a kick out of it and sending it further up their chains. So in a way, its already in DC.lol
PegasusWing read my blog view my photos
Mar 31, 2008 | 7:18 PM

#11. No illegal invaders have a right to trial by jury. That is a right guaranteed to American citizens. Illegals who break the law will be considered TERRORIST and given a military trial and sent to Cuba if found guilty.
I am tired of having jury duty and giving up my income and tax money to serve on a jury for an illegal who is selling drugs to poison Americans.
J_Darrowin read my blog view my photos
Apr 1, 2008 | 6:46 AM

Forward it to the President of Mexico. Tell him that we're so impressed with his country's illegal immigrant laws, that we've decided to model ours after theirs. Immitation is the highest form of flattery.

Mexico's strict illegal immigration laws are actually a good thing, if you think about it. It helps decrease the flow of illegals going *into* Mexico from further south of their border, who intend to later cross into the United States.
TAllen read my blog view my photos
Apr 1, 2008 | 9:46 AM

I sent this to several Congressmen friends of mine. Of course we all know it will make the rounds, get a few laughs and end up in the big circular file under someones desk...but hey its worth a try! Thanks Del
Caer
Apr 1, 2008 | 10:23 AM

I think a one way trip to Iraq should be added as #12.
TAllen read my blog view my photos
Apr 1, 2008 | 10:28 AM

Update: After doing a bit of research I discovered that this was posted on SNOPES.COM as a JOKE POST, but it does have some basis in truth, so I went looking for the REAL THING and found it. If you want to read the ACTUAL laws check my post titled..REAL IMMIGRATION LAWS THAT WORK.
LLRucker read my blog view my photos
Apr 1, 2008 | 11:50 AM

Joke or not, it works for me!
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I live in Deltona and my name is Elvis. I am not dead as many of you think, I just went home to Mars. Well thats what the Men in Black say I did. lol

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