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by 80sMetalHead from near UCF

Last Post 158 days, 15 hours Ago


I decided to put this under the 'Entertainment' tab because although I feel like screaming, i am also, in part, very amused.  I just need to vent!!!

On July 1st, I placed an order with a company in Miami.  It was a gift for my son that was to have his name on it.  I was told 7-10 days.  ok...

Last week, Friday, I call to see what's up. I was told to give it until Monday. TUESDAY comes and goes, no package. I get upset and call. They tell me that someone will call me on Wednesday. Guess what--no call! HA!

Yesterday, (Thursday, the 24th) I email them and state, " I need a supervisor that speaks English to contact me ASAP".  A few minutes ago, the phone rings. i answer it and hear, "Emmmm. Ah Allo? Ken I espeekee to..."  I get annoyed. She tells me she has no order for me. By now I want to smack her. Then she says, "Ah si, jes ok mama..."She goes on to ask, "Em dees eese about dee orden for ET warto? I get more annoyed and bark, "EDWARD...it's Edward..no o"  She then asks me if i peeky pani.  Although I am perfectly fluent in both, I ask her if she is in receipt of my email.  I ask her to read it to me. She then says, "Ah Ok...I see dat now. jes dees orden deed go out on viernes, em fry-day ant ju chood get eet by too ma row."  I politely inform her that if I don't, she will be hearing from me again. .....

Perhaps,  I should be using smaller words??? 

Thanks for reading and letting me vent.  Hopefully, it amused you! 

 

 

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Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Jul 25, 2008 | 1:04 PM

Ghost Dad. Bill Cosby going through the phone and grabbing the guy by the throat. Good venting!

Meb452m read my blog
Jul 25, 2008 | 6:25 PM

A new calling perhaps MetalHead? Sounds to me like you'd make a fine ENGLISH teacher ! LOL Seriously though, that's got to be frustrating.

YBSRobin read my blog
Jul 25, 2008 | 7:25 PM

80's your topic made me realize, I've lived in Miami too long as I could read your "Spanglish" with excellent understanding...LOL. Hope your package comes through ok.

80sMetalHead read my blog view my photos
Jul 26, 2008 | 10:43 AM

LOL thanks all. Robin, my whole life was in Miami until 2003. To me, that kind of speaking is very commonplace, although ANNOYING.
I may have asked you this (sorry if I forgot!) but what school did you go to in Miami? I went to Coral Park Elem, Glades Jr. and Southwest Sr.

pattea read my blog view my photos
Jul 26, 2008 | 11:01 AM

I hear this kind of stuff every time I call a customer service line. I believe it to be a prerequisite for getting the job.

NeZe read my blog view my photos
Jul 26, 2008 | 11:26 AM

Hey, 80s ~

Just curious ... since the package was shipped on 'fry-day', did it arrive 'err-lee' today? I hope so! ~ LOL

I'm glad you decided to vent here. I have gone through something similar and I think it is just ridiculous that this so-called customer service people cannot even communicate with the customers!!

Ericjhach read my blog view my photos
Jul 26, 2008 | 1:03 PM

Got one word for you from the Charlie Brown cartoon

AAAAARRRRRRUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

80sMetalHead read my blog view my photos
Jul 26, 2008 | 3:12 PM

Just got the mail and it's not there! ROFLMAO! Just wait till Monday--
BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!!!
I'm tellin' ya....I want to smack her silly upside the head. :)

Truthguys read my blog view my photos
Jul 26, 2008 | 4:24 PM

YOu can do a free post at www.ripoffreport.com or a couple more shopping sites Eopinions or something like that to deter them. I am amazed at the good customer service at Microsoft lately. Got to know one guy in India and his email so I just email him and tell him I will mail anything American to him if he wants... he has become a friend.

If you ever need Domain names, Godaddy is super in customer service too.

DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Jul 26, 2008 | 4:27 PM

Oh, 80's you know that famous answer:
"ME NO KNOW!!!" LMLAO!!!!
Don't you wish you could have jerked her right through the phone? ALMOST enough to make ya wanna take a drive isn't it? I said ALMOST....!

northton read my blog view my photos
Jul 26, 2008 | 5:57 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!

Whew! I feel better now.

candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Jul 26, 2008 | 8:00 PM

80smetal..........THANK YOU SO MUCH.....I HAVE LAUGHED SO HARD I ALMOST FELL OFF MY CHIR......LOL.......look for what is worth I PRAY YOU GET YOUR PACKAGE..BUT I TOO FEEL YOUR PAIN, AS I WENT TO GET BREAKFAST AT MICKYDEES....ok..and this spanish lady in front of me..talking to the mcdonald employee also spanish..and I WAS GETTING REAL ANNOYED.....THIS IS FAST FOOD.....NOT SUNDAY SOCIAL....DAM IT.....the first wants leche de chocolate...then no she wants orange juuze....SO WHEN I READ THIS BLOG I THOUGHT IT WAS ME AND THE MICKEY DEE.....trauma...this morning........HUGS...deep breath..THEN I GOT AN IDEA....IF THEY ARE GOING TO SERVE IN SPANISH.....THEN MAKE A DAM SIGN......SO THAT OTHER PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TO HEAR THE BLEEP.....after all...WE ALL SHOULD KNOW THE DARN MENUS ALREADY........

Oryguncb read my blog view my photos
Jul 28, 2008 | 7:07 AM

Great Post...But being from Miami you have an advantage over me, I dont speak moron. Last time I was there I wasnt sure if I needed a passport to get back into my country or not. I try to make it my mission, not to deal with anyone with foreign customer service workers...but it is getting harder everyday.
I sure hope the item does not say edwardo.

80sMetalHead read my blog view my photos
Jul 28, 2008 | 7:51 AM

Ory,
If it says Edwardo, I will be driving to Miami.

TCom220 read my blog
Jul 30, 2008 | 12:17 PM

Oh my goodness, that was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh and I'm sorry for your troubles!

LookieLooKnuckleHead
Sep 1, 2008 | 10:31 AM

80's - I was laughing so hard my side hurts! Mainly because I can relate. I get so MAD when I get these "Customer Suupport" people on the phone that are sitting over in India. "Tank you betty much."

Hope you finally got your order.

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80sMetalHead

Originally from Miami, moved to Orlando in '03. Married female with three great kids, a cat, and a bird. I love horror movies and ghost stories, old sitcoms, and rock n roll. GO DOLPHINS! GO FLORIDA PANTHERS!

Member Since: 7/17/2007