-JT-'s Blog

Ahem.

   It has recently come to my attention that.....

 1.In order to be a famous TV Weatherperson, it's not necessary to be "all that accurate".

 2. TV Weatherpersons knock down a pretty good buck.

 3. TV Weatherpersons are respected and admired in their fields and they get chicks.

 So, hey, if ya can't beat'em, join 'em !

 Consider this as my "audition", such as it is.

  If you are out and about this evening, don't be alarmed at the sight of flying furry things. These are merely toupee's and hairpieces of people who didn't prepare for the high winds.

 The past two days provided a prepotency of precipitation proving a pluvious predicament of preponderous proportions to the province of Pennsylvania.

Now, let's look at the Big Bazooba Doppler and Slurpee Machine to see what's in store for our region and surrounding areas.

 A colossal Canadian Clipper could clobber Cleveland, Calumet City and Cucamonga if current clusters continue.

  And......

 More ominously.....

 We're out of root beer.

 After the break......

 Paris Hilton has been  arrested for impersonating a talented woman.

 So, that's my shot at the big time.

 In addition to these talents.... I can sing a little, dance a little, I know a magic trick and.....

 I can bait a hook.

 Fox29, I look forward to hearing from you.

 About Mr. Weatherperson...

 Mr. Weatherperson was the Chief Meteorologist in Workboot, Wyoming for a time.

He achieved this position by being the first one up in Fishing Camp one morning, and, on his way to the outhouse in the dark, said, "Hey ! It's raining !"

 

Good Luck, RobG ! We'll Miss Ya !